‘Fat’ is not a bad word.
Where did you get that deadly T
This whole look is too fly!
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
reblogging for the flawless commentary
i defenately can’t stop laughing and i’m sick for god sake.
I’m sick at that epic commentary!
poor lil baby wasn’t ready for that!!!! Priceless!!!
And then Cap was all like “Eat a bag of dicks, Spider-Man”.
FML this is incredible
if i have a daughter shes gonna be a drag queen like this one day haha
So… Taco Bell for lunch?
What If Your Friends Acted Like Your Pets
Silent laughter with tears streaming down my face.
All the Lols.
House across the street from Westboro Baptist Church is getting a rainbow pride paint job
Someone bought the house right across the street from the headquarters of the Westboro Baptist Church, painted it in the colors of the gay pride fla and will be using the house as a center for tolerance.
yas little bitch WERK!
She just gave me Naomi fucking Moss, Bitch…. I just. I can’t.
3 men on the left
purple stripped sweater
“YES MISS BITCH, GET YA LIFE”
“I could never”
faux hawk fro
“I’m a shady queen, not impressed”
WERK ME OUUUTTT!!!
[1/10] male characters » Troy Barnes
“I love butt stuff, I hate spiders. I stole a pen from the bank, I cried during About a Boy… the soundtrack. I don’t wash my hands before surgery, I can see why women find Clive Owen attractive to the point where I might just as well be attracted to him. I use comparisons to Hitler to win arguments on the internet at the drop of a hat. I know nothing about wine, I’m more turned on by women in pyjamas than in lingerie; I just wanna know they feel comfortable, I didn’t get Inception. I didn’t get Inception… there’s so many layers!”